The following email landed in my inbox. Apparently someone wants to buy my Alauda driver?
We are writing you inrespect of your Alauda driver
advertised for sale..
Kindly get back to me with details on its present general working
A recent photograph of the a vendre Alauda driver
attached and sent to me will be okay..
Await your soonest response..
A photograph? The only thing I can think of is that they have misinterpreted my work. Alauda is actually a type of skylark – do they think they are buying some kind of bird-catching device?
Suggestions for items to photograph and send in response are welcome..!